DIY Monster Removal Advice

Ashe Carver, retired Monster Hunter, has practical monster-removal advice for every dilemma! Choose from the options below:

If dealing with your own personal infestation

If attempting to help someone else

If dealing with your own personal infestation

Multiple choices for locations and supernatural creatures are offered below. Select that which best describes your situation and send it to Ashe. Her corresponding advice will then appear. For a firsthand look at how Ashe has dealt with similar situations on her own, read Unchained by Sharon Ashwood (Signet Eclipse, July 2010).

Where does the infestation appear to be located? Office
Birdbath
Shoe tree
Library
Cell phone
Television
Radio
Can of air freshener
Stereo
Cubicle
Earrings
Car
Home
Throw pillow
Double-wide
School
Imagination
Locker
Jewelery box
Reading lamp
Sofa
Trunk
Flooring
Bed
Office phone
MP3 player
Memories
Speakers
Headband
Liquid soap dispenser
Horse trailer
Garage
Closet
Favourite store
Gym
Carport
Stall
Classroom
Diving board
Attic
Swimming pool
Dog house
Desk
Business
Parking spot
Favourite place to eat lunch
Filing cabinet
Computer
Sock drawer
Driveway
Preferred park bench
Can you identify the creature(s) involved? Phoukas (a.k.a giant killer bunnies)
Slime demons
Dragons
Supernatural prison guards
Fire demons
Vampires
Angry fairies
Imps
Werewolves
Werecougars
Hellhounds
Incubi
Changelings
Dark fey
Goblins
That's all I needed to know...

If attempting to help someone else

As appropriate, insert the name of the person you're writing, as well as your own name. From the multiple choices available for each, select the relationship that you have with the addressee, the location of their infestation and the type of creatures bothering him or her.

Ashe's corresponding advice will appear in a letter, which you can then email to your friend or loved one!

First, please tell me your name:
What's your email?
What's the victim's name?
What's their email address?
What's your relationship to this person? BFF
Gardener
Delivery person
Co-worker
Neighbour
Friend
Frenemy
Arch-nemesis
Sister
Mother
Daughter
Father
Patient
Brother
Cousin
Captain
Angel
Boyfriend
Girlfriend
Supervisor
Dream date
Imaginary friend
Favourite game show host
DJ of choice
Lover
Dog
Cat
Hand puppet
Husband
Wife
Therapist
Acquaintance
Teacher
Worst nightmare
Coach
Teammate
Where does the infestation appear to be located? Office
Birdbath
Shoe tree
Library
Cell phone
Television
Radio
Can of air freshener
Stereo
Cubicle
Earrings
Car
Home
Throw pillow
Double-wide
School
Imagination
Locker
Jewelery box
Reading lamp
Sofa
Trunk
Flooring
Bed
Office phone
MP3 player
Memories
Speakers
Headband
Liquid soap dispenser
Horse trailer
Garage
Closet
Favourite store
Gym
Carport
Stall
Classroom
Diving board
Attic
Swimming pool
Dog house
Desk
Business
Parking spot
Favourite place to eat lunch
Filing cabinet
Computer
Sock drawer
Driveway
Preferred park bench
Can you identify the creature(s) involved? Phoukas (a.k.a giant killer bunnies)
Slime demons
Dragons
Supernatural prison guards
Fire demons
Vampires
Angry fairies
Imps
Werewolves
Werecougars
Hellhounds
Incubi
Changelings
Dark fey
Goblins
That's all I needed to know...